Fully Klothed Thursday

Today is the big day.  FULLY KLOTHED THURSDAY is here.  It's like the final reveal on ABC's Exteme Makeover, but completely opposite in a Nunavutian way.  I can't wait to show you my very first submission.  Please show me your pictures all bundled up because I like imagining what sex would be like.  I don't want any glimpses of skin to ruin my own imaginations.  This is a blog theme for our more camera shy folks.  They can "expose" themselves without compromising their integrity.  The extremely obnoxious and long-winded official Hidelines are below.  Please note you don't have to be married or seeing someone to participate.  Single people have much to gain by seeing fully klothed humans often, even in the hot summer months.  The less skin, the better I say. Damn, that may become my slogan.  Play Ball!

Week #1: Now that I have bored the shit out of you with the content of my blog.  Let's just get to the pictures.  My great friend Sprizee already submitted the first picture. (If you click on the word Sprizee in the last sentence you will see her picture) 

Here I am posing in the basement for the inaugural post.  Keeping with the theme of the blog... I'm showing some skin, but not much.  Let's begin the article count:  1. headware is from Lowes 2. leather coat is Eddie Bauer 3. jeans are Gap 4. gardening gloves are green and smelly, 5. Montreal Expos t-shirt, 6. Exoficio stretchy ginch/gitch 7. Asics running shoes 8. white athletic socks.  Total Article Count = 8, Garage Sale Value = $ 33.00 USD, Street Shock Value = 6 out of 7.

Hidelines:

• In a satanical way that most of my readers think, "klothed", or its variations, somehow insinuates boring, or its variations. WRONG!! The purpose of "Fully Klothed Thursday" is to see fully klothed asses! It is the celebration of all those klothes you have purchased over the years.  Pull out the crappy ass Halloween costume and throw it on.  Make sure it covers at least 80% of your skin though.  I will not disqualify a picture if your hands, face (including, but not limited to, the ears), and neck are visible. 
• "Klothed" is not the same as dressed! Again, dressed qualifies and is a must!
• Pictures should be taken of you or by you. Don't be going to some internet site and downloading "Fully Klothed" pics. That's just plain lazy and God will frown upon that sort of behavior.  And don't use Trampy Tina's pictures from Winter Break '02 when she visited Antarctica.  Let's try to keep this fairly "real"... awyight!
• You don't necessarily have to be the subject of the picture, but that's what I would prefer since it makes it so much easier when I imagine you as I choke the chicken later that day or over the weekend.  No fair going to Alaska and snapping pictures. Yes, they might be "Fully Klothed", but they don't follow the spirit of "Fully Klothed Thursday".
• While animals can be included in a "Fully Klothed Thursday" picture, we at FKT think bestiality is better somewhere other than my blog.  Can you say Enumclaw?  Horses and butterflies aren't the focus, therefore cannot be the subject. If an animal is a hornball and prefers to hump your fancy klothed leg, more power to you.
• You are allowed a very limited number of cute-eskimos-in-the-igloo type of pictures. We're interested in YOU and all those klothes you may not get a chance to model anymore.  We love extra baggy jeans and sweaters and make sure to accessorize!
• Use some originality with your shots.  The more layers you wear, the better your chances are of making the "Top Shelf"
• The "Top Shelf" is for those that are super duper creative.  They aren't the type to jump when I fucking tell them to jump without giving me any grief.
• Props can improve your chance of making the "Top Shelf" and their use is encouraged, but not necessary.  Ski hats, gloves, wigs, scarves, serongs, toques, trenchcoats etc. all work well.
• As we progress, you may find you want to post more than one picture for "Fully Klothed Thursday". I would discourage this practice unless absolutely necessary and that's all you need to know about that. You should hold some pictures in reserve you dumbfuck.  You just may find yourself without a new picture in the future or if you had a recent home invasion robbery where all your precious trendy klothes were pirated.
• While I can hardly control when you post pictures on your own blogs, let's try to keep "Fully Klothed Thursday" special, and post "Fully Klothed" pics only on Thursdays. My left hand needs some rest the other six days of the week.
• Tattoos suck and don't even think about showing them.  I don't want to see skin, got it?
• When referring to "Fully Klothed Thursday", please spell it correctly! Not clothed, closed, or loin cloth. It's fucking "Fully Klothed Thursday".  The proper abbreviation is FKT.
• It's very important to shit on other submissions! If you see skin, other than in the aforementioned alloted areas, call their shit out.   
• IMPORTANT!--Remember to visit my current FKT post and leave a comment indicating that you've posted a picture for "Fully Klothed Thursday". Consider my blog the trendsetter for "Fully Klothed Thursday". You'll be able to see who likes it up the ass and who doesn't. Commenting is much easier for all concerned, rather than updating my blog each time someone posts their picture. Hey, if you're expecting immediate gratification, I will not being kissing your ass.  There are other blogs for that kind of stuff.
• I hope these Hidelines have thoroughly confused you. Get those cameras going and begin the layering process!
• *disclaimer: burn victims and superheroes are welcome

Comments

[Nage Relwof]

Wow, what a great idea Egan. I love the Fully Klothed thought and can't wait for this to catch on. Check out my blog to see my hot submission.

[egan]

Nage, thanks for the early submission. You are so kind to send that photo in of you in the middle of the night. Great job with the ski outfit and here's to posting again next week. Hey, doesn't "nage" mean to swim in French? Have a great Thursday and try and get some ladies to submit.

[kirk]

You've lost it. Completely gone off.

[Judi]

You're just jealous of my tattoos, young Egan. Check my blog for Florida's version of the most fully clothed I can get--I promise, no tats. It's a picture from London in February!!!

[Johnny]

you realize that sally is the only one who really blogs on the seattle food blog. way to smack her upside the head with a salami.

:p

[egan]

I'm including this link because it may get me out of my insanity plea, if I should need that to happen.

http://osbasso.blogspot.com/

[Osbasso]

I sense a bit of sarcasm in this post. Have you gotten Dena involved with it yet?

[egan]

Os - she may provide a lovely picture later today. We'll have to see. You have spawned a monster.

Johnny - I forgot about that blog. All restaurants in Seattle have closen.

Judi - that's a damn good submission. Not much skin showing. Well done.

[sprizee]

This is getting me all hot. Literally. I'm taking off the scarf now if you don't mind.

[addict]

Great picture :)

[egan]

Thanks Addict. It took for a long time to prep the camera and shit.

Spriz - hot is good on Thursday.

[Trixie]

I love your leather coat Egan. I can't wait to undress you with my eyes and those gardening gloves. Oh those gardening gloves are amazing. I bet you pull a mean weed. I don't have a FKT submission yet, but it will come. When you are featured on GMA, Good Morning America, make sure to think of us little people.

[Sally]

Where, oh where, have I misplaced my nun habit? It would be perfect for this. I even have a matching nun punching-puppet.

[egan]

Bring it on Sally! Come at me!

[Judi]

Here's my link:

http://confessionsofaclosetmasochist.blogspot.com/2005/07/fkt_28.html

As in "we should all put our links to our FKT pics here so we can annoy Egan."

Yeah, you try being fully klothed in Florida in July.

[K]

Egan, you look like a creepy stalker/serial killer ... and Spriz, you look mummified yet impeccably positioned. Hilarious. Just too funny.

[St acie]

Awesome idea! Us dipshits just follow in line. But not you, oh no! Good for you!

Happy HNT!

[egan]

St acie - well this little HNT thing has become such a Blog Orgy that I wanted to get involved.

K - that's the point.

Judi - I was fully clothed in 100+ degree weather while deep inside the Grand Canyon. It's possible. Just need the right attire.

[Amanda]

Very cute! Really, no sarcasm in my comment! :)

[Heather]

heehee...with that much clothing, you definetly leave something for the imagination :)

[Chris]

THis is classic materia - great stuff!!! I hope the FKT thing will be going on for a while because I just had no time to get it together yesterday and I'll be away the next two Thursday's - but I've got plans for an August 18th entry!